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 midnight posting





binaurial beatsz for positive energy

trying not to be mad at myself for trying to make direct eye contact with my chest.

the music has a sinister undertone and the dim blue light is unsettling

why is it so awkward to watch television with a medium to large group of people



heres a list of thoughts i had while watching 40 minutes of footage of a sloth sleeping:

" oh fuck its in black and white too, can i survive it?

i forgot to put deodorant on, i always forget at least one thing when i leave the house

am i so detached from god and nature that this sloth looks more animatronic than organic\? yes

is this a bit? i feel like I'm always the last person to know when things are a bit.

i feel a communal sense of putting on our seatbelts for a bus ride where it is disrespectful to do anything but stare at the seat in front of you.

is there a way i can turn this into a deep meditation? 

its so bizarre that i want to be better than everyone at watching this video, how can i be better than everyone at staring at a projected-on wall?

how do i portray that my engagement is superior to everyone else through a very casual yet attractive facial expression?

when you think things cant get any slower, time spits on your shoe and freezes completely

the first person to check their phone is Satan

what is wrong with them?

or is the even more intellectual thing to do, play on my phone and acknowledge that i am not a slave to my own façade to impress the likes of you

everyone loves the part where the music comes in, that's a great way to get people to like a song.. make them watch an excruciatingly dull silent film, where the only stimulation is a break every half an hour where colours change to the rhythm of said song.

i love this freaking song (drool face emoji, spiral eyes emoji, cross for eyes emoji)

                            a list of dj names that minnie and i came up with


thoughts i had while my teacher played artful short films:


" do i have epilepsy? I'm glad i don't have epilepsy. do i want to have epilepsy so i don't have to watch this video? 

some people are so drawable and some people have hair

repetition can make something change

a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose 

text me like an animal, choose an animal and for the next hour text me how you think that animal would ask and respond to things

fuck me like an animal, choose an animal and for the next hour fuck me how you think that animal would fuck.

i think the choices we make effect everyone

martha stewart in prison
paris hilton charity work


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